1. Got Twitter page set up. Might actually try a tweet or two in a few days. #NewProcrastination
2. Advent – Schmadvent. I’m wearing purple cause I support the NFL Ravens. #GoBaltimore
4. I’m officially waiving all “first miracle” canonization restrictions for Catholic Youth Ministers. #SantoSubito! #YMsAreTheSizzle
6. #NewEvangelization is about making disciples of all the nations. As soon as you can get around to it. #NewProcrastination
7. @MartinLuther Just pay for the damages to the door and all is forgiven. #GermanFraternalSolidarity
8. Beer is the undeniable proof of God’s existence. #WhatGoesOnAtNCCYMinOrlandoStaysAtNCCYMinOrlando
9. @claytonimoo Did I forget to mention in the Catechism about the whole time-off-in-Purgatory thing for living in Canada?
10. @HawaiiCathYYAM Aloha, Lisa and friends. Did I forget to mention in the Catechism about the extra-time-in-Purgatory thing for living in paradise already?
11. Ummmm, @mikepatin. Your wife and heaven??? No worries, dude! Marlene will get the Disney easy pass straight in. #DoNotStopAtGo #DoNotCollect200Dollars
12. #NCCYM I’m sure your pastor will forgive you for rolling in late to those morning sessions. #WhatGoesOnAtNCCYMinOrlandoStaysAtNCCYMinOrlando
13. Hey, @steveangrisano. I am going to Go Make a Difference. Right after I’m done #TradingMySorrows #NewProcrastination
14. @CatholicYMBlog is my source for all things Catholic Youth Ministry – RockStar jolts my whole view of the youngchurch #EmbarrassingTotalSelfPromotion
Let’s add to the list. Bring it on in the comments box and don’t fall into the #NewProcrastination